weedharvest:

“Daisy farted in response, waving back as she laughed. Waluigi buried his face in his hands as Toadette jumped up onto the counter, having a conversation via gas. Toadette burped while Daisy farted, both of their gasses echoing throughout the beach as Waluigi moaned to himself.”

(Source: kasoukai, via richwhitelesbian)

richwhitelesbian:

moreawkwardpirouettes:

i cna’ t believe poeople think facebook user mathew james is funny when he is literal skcum…. gro\ssss

matthew jaames logs on to face book “some epic wins happening today i think” he says out loud, to nobody. not even the wind, as he is hermetically sealed inside his TrollChamber and has been for years

nachobragers:

neutral milk hotel? more like my opinion on this band is neutral.

neutral milk hotel? more like they’re neutral milking this thing for all its worth

neutral milk hotel? more like why don’t you neutral milk hotell me about a better band

(via richwhitelesbian)